The classic elephant memory joke. Simple, but brilliant ;P.
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The classic elephant memory joke. Simple, but brilliant ;P.
An American tourist visits South Africa for his holidays. During his stay, he makes best friends with an elephant, which had a unique look to it.
Anyway, he leaves South Africa, and while he is back at New York, he decides to go to the circus. While he is watching, he see's an elephant which looks EXACTLY like the one he made friends with back at S.A. So he carries on watching the show. Later into the show, the elephant starts moving towards the American, during this the American is thinking the elephant remembers him (since elephants never forget). When the elephant gets to him, the elephant kindly picks up the man, then throws him to the floor, and jumps on the American, killing him instantly.
Moral of the story, it wasnt the same elephant.
Anyway, he leaves South Africa, and while he is back at New York, he decides to go to the circus. While he is watching, he see's an elephant which looks EXACTLY like the one he made friends with back at S.A. So he carries on watching the show. Later into the show, the elephant starts moving towards the American, during this the American is thinking the elephant remembers him (since elephants never forget). When the elephant gets to him, the elephant kindly picks up the man, then throws him to the floor, and jumps on the American, killing him instantly.
Moral of the story, it wasnt the same elephant.
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Re: The classic elephant memory joke. Simple, but brilliant ;P.
the frigging elephant is still at south arfrica :-p
wazz- You smell like Hairy Lady Armpits!
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Re: The classic elephant memory joke. Simple, but brilliant ;P.
so whats funny,,still dont get it
Medea- Dam you smell good
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Re: The classic elephant memory joke. Simple, but brilliant ;P.
the human memory is inferiour towards the elephant
Well it is a joke among none humes
Well it is a joke among none humes
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Re: The classic elephant memory joke. Simple, but brilliant ;P.
I'm pretty sure the raccon is inferior to the human as well
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Re: The classic elephant memory joke. Simple, but brilliant ;P.
nehu
WE conquered germany and america with waaaaay lesser troops than you humes
WE conquered germany and america with waaaaay lesser troops than you humes
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Re: The classic elephant memory joke. Simple, but brilliant ;P.
Oh wazz, you said less troups than us Humans? WRONG you said you have one trillion racoons- use Humans have 6Billion altogether.
Simple math my simple minded friend.
Also it will only take like...Me and Mr Crocs to take down your army of smelly racoons.
The joke was kinda funny
Simple math my simple minded friend.
Also it will only take like...Me and Mr Crocs to take down your army of smelly racoons.
The joke was kinda funny
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Re: The classic elephant memory joke. Simple, but brilliant ;P.
Oh wazz, you said less troups than us Humans? WRONG you said you have one trillion racoons- use Humans have 6Billion altogether.
Simple math my simple minded friend.
Also it will only take like...Me and Mr Crocs to take down your army of smelly racoons.
The joke was kinda funny
Simple math my simple minded friend.
Also it will only take like...Me and Mr Crocs to take down your army of smelly racoons.
The joke was kinda funny
McFlurry- Take a shower m8 you start too smell!
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Re: The classic elephant memory joke. Simple, but brilliant ;P.
your death within seconds cause we raccoons got FLAMETROWERS !!!
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Eltaman Necro- Have you eaten shit?
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Re: The classic elephant memory joke. Simple, but brilliant ;P.
makes me think of necros
dont know why
dont know why
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