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The classic elephant memory joke. Simple, but brilliant ;P.

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Post  Doomextreme Sat Dec 15, 2007 4:11 pm

An American tourist visits South Africa for his holidays. During his stay, he makes best friends with an elephant, which had a unique look to it.

Anyway, he leaves South Africa, and while he is back at New York, he decides to go to the circus. While he is watching, he see's an elephant which looks EXACTLY like the one he made friends with back at S.A. So he carries on watching the show. Later into the show, the elephant starts moving towards the American, during this the American is thinking the elephant remembers him (since elephants never forget). When the elephant gets to him, the elephant kindly picks up the man, then throws him to the floor, and jumps on the American, killing him instantly.

Moral of the story, it wasnt the same elephant.

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Post  Lazz Sat Dec 15, 2007 9:14 pm

OKEY... i dident get it
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Post  wazz Sat Dec 15, 2007 11:19 pm

the frigging elephant is still at south arfrica :-p
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Post  Medea Tue Dec 18, 2007 2:06 am

so whats funny,,still dont get it
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Post  wazz Tue Dec 18, 2007 2:39 pm

the human memory is inferiour towards the elephant

Well it is a joke among none humes alien alien alien alien
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Post  Medea Wed Dec 19, 2007 10:41 am

I'm pretty sure the raccon is inferior to the human as well
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Post  wazz Wed Dec 19, 2007 10:59 am

nehu

WE conquered germany and america with waaaaay lesser troops than you humes alien alien alien alien
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Post  McFlurry Thu Dec 27, 2007 8:53 pm

Oh wazz, you said less troups than us Humans? WRONG you said you have one trillion racoons- use Humans have 6Billion altogether.
Simple math my simple minded friend.
Also it will only take like...Me and Mr Crocs to take down your army of smelly racoons.
The joke was kinda funny Shocked
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Post  McFlurry Thu Dec 27, 2007 8:54 pm

Oh wazz, you said less troups than us Humans? WRONG you said you have one trillion racoons- use Humans have 6Billion altogether.
Simple math my simple minded friend.
Also it will only take like...Me and Mr Crocs to take down your army of smelly racoons.
The joke was kinda funny Shocked
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Post  wazz Fri Dec 28, 2007 12:14 pm

your death within seconds cause we raccoons got FLAMETROWERS !!!


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Post  Eltaman Necro Sat Dec 29, 2007 1:42 pm

LOL...
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Post  Destroyer Madril Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:15 pm

makes me think of necros
dont know why
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