joke on tubula rasa

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editori%20als/zeropunctuation/2326-%20Zero-Punctuation-Tabula-R%20asa

extremly funny


classic :http://www.pwned.nl/ayb/

classic line: HK-47: 'Definition- Love is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometres away using an aratech sniper rifle with a trilight scope. Not many meatbags could make such a shot, and strangely enough, not many meatbags would derive love from it. Yet for me, love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticle, and together acieving a singular purpose... against statistically long odds.'

Gray Fox: "Snake, we're not tools of the government or anyone else. Fighting was the only thing... the only thing I was good at. But at least I always fought for what I believed in."



HK-47 - "Statement: My restraining bolt will be deactivated when you take possession of me. Am I to accompany you now? Shall I kill something for you?"

PC - "Kill something for me?"

HK-47 - "Answer: Indeed, I am most eager to engage in some unadulterated violence. At your command, of course, master."


I am Charnel, God of Strife, God of Slaughter, god of... DEATH! Where there is pain, i am there. Where there is suffering, i flourish. Where there is joy..... yes, well one could hardly have joy without another's suffering, no?"

persephone, goddes of life: Charnel, death isn't the anwser to everything...
Charnel, god of death: Yes... torture also has it's merits


Baldur's Gate 2:
"That's the problem with mercenaries, isn't it? They do all fine and well until someone shows up with a better offer."

Murray: You may call me Murray! I am the harbinger of your doom! And the forces of hell will applaud me, as I stride through the gates of hell, carrying your head on a pike!
Guybrush: "Stride"?
Murray: Alright then, ROLL, ROLL through the gates of hell! Must you take the fun out of everything?


NOO, Shaken not.. (explosion)" -goblin Alchemist

"they came from... behind!" -dwarf gyrocopter

my blood cries out for the vengeance of my peoples blood, Which can only be repayed with at least twice as much blood or maybe three times as much blood, like if you went to hell and it was full of blood and that blood was on fire and it was raining blood and maybe that would be enough blood, eehh... but probably not" -Blood Mage

:O I didnt get those,
Is it the sort of joke where ya have to be like, a racoon to get?...I dunno, just a thought

man you even clicked on the first link ??
It is killer !!!

HAHAHA how he manages to speak that fast m8 :DDD
WoW is crap, i played it but just free 3 months, i wloudnt pay for that shit, i wloud throw money from bridge
BTW its TABULA RASA, not TUBULA RASA!
I played beta and its grt! For those who didnt know TABULA RASA is Latin phrase and means empty world

oh oh oh we got a roman with us