'Superstore'

Alright guys I have to translate it, hope u like it.

There is a superstore going to close down, and they sell everything for 1/10 of the original price; but they are afraid of other stores taking advantage from them, so they made a condition for people who is going to buy things from tne store: customers can only buy stuff from the store if they prove they really need it.

One guy walk pass by the store and he want to buy some dogy's food, but the shop assitant ask him to prove he need it; in this case, he have to show his dog. He explained many times that he don't live near, and he really have a dog, but the shop assitant won't give up his rules; so at the end, he have to walk a long way back home and get his dog to the store to prove he really need dogy's food.

Several days later, when this guy walk pass the store again, he has just realized he need some cat's food for his cat; same thing happens, the shop assitant ask him to bring his cat. whatever he explain, it doesn't chaged the shop assitant's mind, at then end he has to walk long way home, get the cat, and walk back to the store.

The guy thinks the store is really good: cheap, sell good stuff; but the rule is really ridiclouls..........

One day, the guy come to the shop again with a plastic bag; when the shop assitant ask what does he want, he told the assitant to have touch with the thing inside the bag. the assitant did it, it's soft, warm, and a little sticky; and ask what does he want again. he said 'toliet rolls pls, and i v already proven it!' with a inncet smile on his face.

ahaha nice one man! i'm definitely going to pass this one around

good one